Title: The Reason Why Erik is Banned from the Kitchen and All Cooking Stores
Rating: PG
Word Count: 330
Pairings/Characters: Erik Lensherr (Magneto), Charles Xavier, Raven Darkholme (Mystique), Emma Frost
Genre: Crack/humor
Summary: Erik was experiencing something he hadn't felt in years: boredom. Written at the urging of heeroluva, and inspired by this.

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